This is seriously the best science-fiction (fantasy?) comedy book I've ever read. No, really. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy can go suck it. Terry Pratchett? Psh. This book is sidesplittingly hilarious, a tour-de-force of imagination. Reptilian overlords! Rothschilds! The Bushes! LSD! It reads almost like the insane ramblings of a fucking crazy person. A person I would actually be a bit scared to be in the same room as. A person who should be on large, large doses of clozapine. The author's ability to channel lunacy into his fiction is remarkable. Oh, David Icke, you so funny. Keep it up, guy.