Acrobat - Mary Calmes I have this theory that at least one main character in every Mary Calmes book is Jesus. Seriously, it's been my experience that the primary character is usually this perfect paragon of manhood. He's beautiful (of course), kind to the point of canonization, everyone in the whole world loves him, he's modest and gutsy, he's just... Jesus, basically.
When I read a Calmes book I think of that old Carpenter's song Close to You, you know; birds falling out of the sky and angels singing and shit. And you know what it makes me want to do? It makes me want to punch this guy in the throat.
I haven't, of course, read all of her books; so I reckon I need to read a couple more to test my hypothesis. But I'll do it for science.