So, this story is entertaining and all, even though it is very, very trite. This is something that I might be able to overlook. However, this is how many times I rolled my eyes: 58. This a 131-page book, so that equals one eye-roll per 2.26 pages. It is my opinion that one eye-roll per 12 pages is the maximum number of eye-rolls that should be allowed in any book. This book has therefore failed to adhere to established writing etiquette (and by established I mean shit that I literally just made up) and must therefore be considered a dud.