The Captain's Man - Scarlet Blackwell A lackluster MC (sometimes a bit TSTL), a woefully under-exploited setting (the gorgeous Greek Isles), a couple of cardboard-cutout secondary characters, and an absolute dearth of plot. Hence, every one of those stars up there is for Captain Kane I-Wear-My-Uniform-Like-a-Motherflipping-Pimp Kessler. It's like Blackwell looked into my head and used what she saw to exploit my uniform fetish. *Fans self*